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Open door, step though, close door because interior lights are on and I don’t need to provide a comprehensive shadow to my clueless(about my lifestyle anyway) neighbors. Adjust timer, lights will pop on in 5 min. Excellent. Open the door…jiggle handle…jiggle handle furiously…invent swear words while feelings of overexposure set in.
Fast look around while trying to remember if we really purchased the spare key and had the presence of mind to place in outside somewhere for similar, but clothed emergencies. NOPE! Still on the counter. Fantastic. Fast mental review of open doors…back door, open…no fence surban setting, (did I mention I lived on the corner of the cul-de-sac?) to far to walk, garage car door closed but for some reason, walk thru is broken open.
The garage door is http://x-nudism.com . Brilliant. I’ll only quicly walk over that way and AS I TURN AROUND, my next door neighbors drive up in the van AND my neighbors across the way who live in their own back yard walk by on the sidewalk by using their dog.
Fantastic. “Um….hi?” said while doing my best run while not running into the open garage.
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